Crazy Twi-tard

You've seen them, heard them. You know, the ones who dress up as the Volturi for the movies, who wait in line for hours and order tickets months in advance just to see the midnight shows. Yes, the Twi-tards. If you don't know what I'm talking about, it's the hugely popular and extremely terribly written book about vampires that sparkle. Like my grandpa says, "Back in my day vampires sucked blood not cock!" Well, this crazy blogger/youtuber? forgot to take her meds... and this is the result:

Oh and for those of you who haven't heard, Stephen King said that, "Stephenie Meyer can't write worth a darn!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDQ2h4hrors&feature=fvw

So there were 36 "Re: F*** You Stephen King!"s and here is just my personal favorite:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTXr874Tv5c

-oneopinionatedbitch

Oops...

I was a bitch on yahoo answers on my yahoo email account, so it got deleted. :(

If you want to email me comments, hatemail, or suggestions for topics, my email address is oneopinionatedbitch2@yahoo.com

Oh, and Happy New Year. 2010 and no flying cars... fuck.

-oneopinionatedbitch

God I've been gone forever, BUT...

I have something to say. You know those motivational quotes that you hear all the time? "Live each day like your last," "Love conquers all," etc. They are all full of SHIT. I mean, if you really did "live each moment like your last," you would be bankrupt, couldn't handle commitment, would offend a lot of people, and possbly be homeless, friendless, and unhappy. What the fuck is so great about that? Nothing.

Oh, and love? Being triumphant? Bullshit! Name one time love came first. What if a woman was in love with a serial killer? A rapist? How about a man that beats her? It would be socially unacceptable for her to be with him, but what about love? You know what love is? Something that SUCKS. Yeah, it can be beautiful and all that crap, but most of the time, it just bites you in the ass. People say it's SO great and SO powerful, but most likely, they haven't really experienced it or been dumped before. And being dumped blows. Fuck love. You know what I've discovered? The best relationships are ones where you respect and like the person as a best friend. It's always more fun with less drama.

You want some useful pieces of advice? Here are some that I live by:

"Whether or not you are happy depends on whether or not you want to be happy."
"Life sucks. It sucks even more if you are surrounded by dumbasses."
"Don't be a bitch to someone you couldn't beat in a fight."

Quote me, if you want.

-oneopinionatedbitch

Miley Cyrus voted Worst Celebrity Influence of 2009... ha!

Okay you all know I think she's a little whore. Well, if you didn't, you know now. Let's talk about why she got this, ahem, award...(yes, this is going to be an INSANELY long post)

1) Asian eyes picture. She made a face that made her eyes slant. This is offensive to all Asians. She defended herself by saying, "I've been told there are some people upset about some pictures taken of me with friends making goofy faces! Well, I'm sorry if those people looked at those pics and took them wrong and out of context! In NO way was I making fun of any ethnicity!"Um, yeah. Right.

2) Stripper pole at the Teen Choice Awards? THEN the standing ovation from daddy? CREEEEEPY! Miley Cyrus wore short shorts and high boots and danced on a stripper pole. See the pic? Haha, also, look at the girl in the background on the right. Her face is priceless XD. But still, you even influenced your own SISTER, ho bag! See the other pic? Yeah it's sad. Speaking of her little sister, check this little halloween costume out!

3) Of course, the naughty photos of her in her undies and little A-cup bras. Yay, Miley! You have itty bitty titties!

4) All of you have heard "Pary in the USA" on radios. Yes the song is annoyingly catchy, and if you hear it once the song is in your freaking head all day long! But have you actually listened to the lyrics? Yup folks, you guessed it. Miley Cyrus is influencing a group of children to party their troubles away.

Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize

I know, I haven't written a post in over a month, but I was busy being an opinionated bitch somewhere else. Okay so here's the thing: What the fuck did he win it for? The truth is, there are only two reasons.

1)He's half black. People are saying that he united our country, but if he was white they would not have recognized him for that. Therefore, he won the Nobel Peace Prize for something that he cannot change.

2)He's not George W. Bush. Period. I think you can figure that one out on your own.


I tell it like it is.
-OneOpinionatedBitch

Sick of self-righteous pro-choicers

I am pro-life. Period(as you can see by the little dot by the word "life"). So you are pro-choice. I know why, you think that it is a woman's right and the planet is already over populated, the reasons go on and on. I get it and I respect your opinion.

Now, saying that I would expect that that person would respect mine, but they have to go on and on about it. Like this blogger(scroll down past the pro-choice picture):

http://film-fatale1907.blogspot.com/2008/01/pro-choice.html

See how she seems to enjoy rubbing it in a person's face? I just think that she is insecure about her opinion and she feels that the only way to get it out is to post it online. Now, I have a HUGE mouth outside this blog, I just like writing. But it seems that she is afraid of being put down for her beliefs, and I feel very sorry for her. I just hope she stops being so rude for no reason at all.

Also, the pro-life people that commented on her blog were so rude back! Especially J Johnson. Seriously, why don't we give everyone the right to their opinion!? Without lecturing them or putting them down?

I am pro-life. Period. I could do 10 posts ranting about why I think that way, but I won't. And if I did, I wouldn't say I was right and someone else was wrong. People from BOTH sides need to GET A GRIP.

-OneOpinionatedBitch

6-year-old bent on harming fellow students, acording to the district at least

6-year-old Zachary Christie was suspended from his school for bringing his utensils from cub scouts to school. He wanted to try them out at lunch, a fork, knife, and spoon. But the bright-eyed boy never got the chance to eat because he broke the rediculous weapons policy. He is also required to attend a 45-day reform school.

Did you ever have a least-favorite teacher that you just hated? Well if you've paid any attention to the news recently, they have gotten even worse. Just last year a 10-year-old boy was waiting for the bus and decided it was cold, so he ran into his house for a jacket. What he forgot was that last night he wore it to boy scouts and left his pocket knife in his pocket. When he got to school and found it, he hid it in his backpack and told one of his friends. That friend thought he should tell the teacher.

The little boy cried and said it was an accident.

He got permanently expelled.

What we need to realize is that school is a lot different than it used to be. Political correctness tends to rule the districts. Parents need to fight against it!
-OneOpinionatedBitch