Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Miley Cyrus voted Worst Celebrity Influence of 2009... ha!




Okay you all know I think she's a little whore. Well, if you didn't, you know now. Let's talk about why she got this, ahem, award...(yes, this is going to be an INSANELY long post)


1) Asian eyes picture. She made a face that made her eyes slant. This is offensive to all Asians. She defended herself by saying, "I've been told there are some people upset about some pictures taken of me with friends making goofy faces! Well, I'm sorry if those people looked at those pics and took them wrong and out of context! In NO way was I making fun of any ethnicity!"Um, yeah. Right.


2) Stripper pole at the Teen Choice Awards? THEN the standing ovation from daddy? CREEEEEPY! Miley Cyrus wore short shorts and high boots and danced on a stripper pole. See the pic? Haha, also, look at the girl in the background on the right. Her face is priceless XD. But still, you even influenced your own SISTER, ho bag! See the other pic? Yeah it's sad. Speaking of her little sister, check this little halloween costume out!




3) Of course, the naughty photos of her in her undies and little A-cup bras. Yay, Miley! You have itty bitty titties!


4) All of you have heard "Pary in the USA" on radios. Yes the song is annoyingly catchy, and if you hear it once the song is in your freaking head all day long! But have you actually listened to the lyrics? Yup folks, you guessed it. Miley Cyrus is influencing a group of children to party their troubles away.













Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize

I know, I haven't written a post in over a month, but I was busy being an opinionated bitch somewhere else. Okay so here's the thing: What the fuck did he win it for? The truth is, there are only two reasons.

1)He's half black. People are saying that he united our country, but if he was white they would not have recognized him for that. Therefore, he won the Nobel Peace Prize for something that he cannot change.

2)He's not George W. Bush. Period. I think you can figure that one out on your own.


I tell it like it is.
-OneOpinionatedBitch

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Sick of self-righteous pro-choicers

I am pro-life. Period(as you can see by the little dot by the word "life"). So you are pro-choice. I know why, you think that it is a woman's right and the planet is already over populated, the reasons go on and on. I get it and I respect your opinion.

Now, saying that I would expect that that person would respect mine, but they have to go on and on about it. Like this blogger(scroll down past the pro-choice picture):

http://film-fatale1907.blogspot.com/2008/01/pro-choice.html

See how she seems to enjoy rubbing it in a person's face? I just think that she is insecure about her opinion and she feels that the only way to get it out is to post it online. Now, I have a HUGE mouth outside this blog, I just like writing. But it seems that she is afraid of being put down for her beliefs, and I feel very sorry for her. I just hope she stops being so rude for no reason at all.

Also, the pro-life people that commented on her blog were so rude back! Especially J Johnson. Seriously, why don't we give everyone the right to their opinion!? Without lecturing them or putting them down?

I am pro-life. Period. I could do 10 posts ranting about why I think that way, but I won't. And if I did, I wouldn't say I was right and someone else was wrong. People from BOTH sides need to GET A GRIP.

-OneOpinionatedBitch

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

6-year-old bent on harming fellow students, acording to the district at least

6-year-old Zachary Christie was suspended from his school for bringing his utensils from cub scouts to school. He wanted to try them out at lunch, a fork, knife, and spoon. But the bright-eyed boy never got the chance to eat because he broke the rediculous weapons policy. He is also required to attend a 45-day reform school.

Did you ever have a least-favorite teacher that you just hated? Well if you've paid any attention to the news recently, they have gotten even worse. Just last year a 10-year-old boy was waiting for the bus and decided it was cold, so he ran into his house for a jacket. What he forgot was that last night he wore it to boy scouts and left his pocket knife in his pocket. When he got to school and found it, he hid it in his backpack and told one of his friends. That friend thought he should tell the teacher.

The little boy cried and said it was an accident.

He got permanently expelled.

What we need to realize is that school is a lot different than it used to be. Political correctness tends to rule the districts. Parents need to fight against it!
-OneOpinionatedBitch

Fat Baby

Everyone knows that chubby babies are cute. So why should these "fatties" be denied health insurance!? Alex Lange weighs 17 pounds and is 25 inches long. The insurance company says that he is obese, but he is only 4 months old! Therefore, he is BREASTFED. It's not like they can put him on weight-watchers! Ugh. So I, inspired by how much these douches can make asses out of themselves, award them the dickhead moment of the month.

YAY! CONGRATS Rocky Mountain Health Plans, you are DICKHEADS!

-OneOpinionatedBitch

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Remember:

Since this blog is only about 2 months old, there are no followers and I don't even think there have been any readers. So if you do read this, please be very generous with your comments, questions, thoughts, and ideas. Send these to me at

oneopinionatedbitch@yahoo.com

Don't like me at all? I don't give a shit. You can send me hate mail. Hell, I'll even post it!
-OneOpinionatedBitch

Global Warming? Not so much.

Read it and weep, you arrogent libs:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8299079.stm

I tell it like it is.
-OneOpinionatedBitch

Thursday, September 17, 2009

VMAs

Cool memorial or MJ, good preformances, but the one thing that stole the whole crowd's attention was (or course) Kanye West totally stomping on Taylor Swift's heart. I mean, why didn't he just slap her across the face? It would have been less painful. *sighs*

BUT the thing that made me madder than hell was that all the other celebrities were aplauding very loudly at his comment. Very weird... o.O

Also, what was with that bullshit apology? "I'm sorry that I hurt her. I shouldn't have."
Wow. Seems heartfelt(sarcasm). Why doesn't Chris Brown just apologize to Rihanna for beating her? Oh wait he did and basically what he said was "You shouldn't forgive me but forgive me anyway."

Maybe Chris and Kanye should get together and form a club or posse. PTTYTS- People for the Terrible Treatment of Young, Talented Singers. Thoughts? Questions?

I tell it like it is.
-OneOpinionatedBitch

Hunger Games/Catching Fire

If you have not read these books, go out and buy them. If you don't have enough money, STEAL THEM. These are THE best books ever. Seriously. It's like that stride commercial. If you don't go read it, I will find you.

-OneOpinionatedBitch

Thursday, September 3, 2009

John and Kate seperate(get it, it rhymes!)

No, I am not stating the obvious. I'm just saying... SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT ALREADY! KATE IS AN ATTENTION WHORE AND JON IS A CHEATER! Now, let them get a freaking divorce. 50% of marriages end in divorce, what is so freaking interesting about this one? Jesus, I'm tired of hearing that in the tabloids, on the news, BIG FREAKING DEAL. It's like, Jon is trying to get away from the cameras(probly 'cause he's gonna go have a drink with his littlw home-wrecking whore of a girlfriend), and Kate is giving interviews to anyone who will listen to her(partly because she is an attention whore, partly because she wants to fuck over Jon). Now do you think anyone can move on, or are they too dependent on tabloids and celebrity gossip and drama? I fuckin hope so, otherwise no one would be reading this.

I tell it like it is. Can you handle it? Follow me and comment.
-OneOpinionatedBitch

What this blog is for...

Hi. I have a name. But you can just call me One Opinionated Bitch, OOB for short. I like politics, baking, blogging, journaling, reading, and hanging out with friends. This blog is for my certain opinions. If you don't agree, get off my blog. If you are more stubborn like that and you don't have anything better to do, feel completely free to email me at oneopinionatedbitch@yahoo.com. Have any questions, email me and I will answer them on here. I talk about random subjects. Things I'm interested in, that I'd like to rant about. Follow me, bitches.