Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Miley Cyrus voted Worst Celebrity Influence of 2009... ha!




Okay you all know I think she's a little whore. Well, if you didn't, you know now. Let's talk about why she got this, ahem, award...(yes, this is going to be an INSANELY long post)


1) Asian eyes picture. She made a face that made her eyes slant. This is offensive to all Asians. She defended herself by saying, "I've been told there are some people upset about some pictures taken of me with friends making goofy faces! Well, I'm sorry if those people looked at those pics and took them wrong and out of context! In NO way was I making fun of any ethnicity!"Um, yeah. Right.


2) Stripper pole at the Teen Choice Awards? THEN the standing ovation from daddy? CREEEEEPY! Miley Cyrus wore short shorts and high boots and danced on a stripper pole. See the pic? Haha, also, look at the girl in the background on the right. Her face is priceless XD. But still, you even influenced your own SISTER, ho bag! See the other pic? Yeah it's sad. Speaking of her little sister, check this little halloween costume out!




3) Of course, the naughty photos of her in her undies and little A-cup bras. Yay, Miley! You have itty bitty titties!


4) All of you have heard "Pary in the USA" on radios. Yes the song is annoyingly catchy, and if you hear it once the song is in your freaking head all day long! But have you actually listened to the lyrics? Yup folks, you guessed it. Miley Cyrus is influencing a group of children to party their troubles away.













Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize

I know, I haven't written a post in over a month, but I was busy being an opinionated bitch somewhere else. Okay so here's the thing: What the fuck did he win it for? The truth is, there are only two reasons.

1)He's half black. People are saying that he united our country, but if he was white they would not have recognized him for that. Therefore, he won the Nobel Peace Prize for something that he cannot change.

2)He's not George W. Bush. Period. I think you can figure that one out on your own.


I tell it like it is.
-OneOpinionatedBitch