You've seen them, heard them. You know, the ones who dress up as the Volturi for the movies, who wait in line for hours and order tickets months in advance just to see the midnight shows. Yes, the Twi-tards. If you don't know what I'm talking about, it's the hugely popular and extremely terribly written book about vampires that sparkle. Like my grandpa says, "Back in my day vampires sucked blood not cock!" Well, this crazy blogger/youtuber? forgot to take her meds... and this is the result:
Oh and for those of you who haven't heard, Stephen King said that, "Stephenie Meyer can't write worth a darn!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDQ2h4hrors&feature=fvw
So there were 36 "Re: F*** You Stephen King!"s and here is just my personal favorite:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTXr874Tv5c
-oneopinionatedbitch
Monday, January 18, 2010
Saturday, January 2, 2010
Oops...
I was a bitch on yahoo answers on my yahoo email account, so it got deleted. :(
If you want to email me comments, hatemail, or suggestions for topics, my email address is oneopinionatedbitch2@yahoo.com
Oh, and Happy New Year. 2010 and no flying cars... fuck.
-oneopinionatedbitch
If you want to email me comments, hatemail, or suggestions for topics, my email address is oneopinionatedbitch2@yahoo.com
Oh, and Happy New Year. 2010 and no flying cars... fuck.
-oneopinionatedbitch
God I've been gone forever, BUT...
I have something to say. You know those motivational quotes that you hear all the time? "Live each day like your last," "Love conquers all," etc. They are all full of SHIT. I mean, if you really did "live each moment like your last," you would be bankrupt, couldn't handle commitment, would offend a lot of people, and possbly be homeless, friendless, and unhappy. What the fuck is so great about that? Nothing.
Oh, and love? Being triumphant? Bullshit! Name one time love came first. What if a woman was in love with a serial killer? A rapist? How about a man that beats her? It would be socially unacceptable for her to be with him, but what about love? You know what love is? Something that SUCKS. Yeah, it can be beautiful and all that crap, but most of the time, it just bites you in the ass. People say it's SO great and SO powerful, but most likely, they haven't really experienced it or been dumped before. And being dumped blows. Fuck love. You know what I've discovered? The best relationships are ones where you respect and like the person as a best friend. It's always more fun with less drama.
You want some useful pieces of advice? Here are some that I live by:
"Whether or not you are happy depends on whether or not you want to be happy."
"Life sucks. It sucks even more if you are surrounded by dumbasses."
"Don't be a bitch to someone you couldn't beat in a fight."
Quote me, if you want.
-oneopinionatedbitch
Oh, and love? Being triumphant? Bullshit! Name one time love came first. What if a woman was in love with a serial killer? A rapist? How about a man that beats her? It would be socially unacceptable for her to be with him, but what about love? You know what love is? Something that SUCKS. Yeah, it can be beautiful and all that crap, but most of the time, it just bites you in the ass. People say it's SO great and SO powerful, but most likely, they haven't really experienced it or been dumped before. And being dumped blows. Fuck love. You know what I've discovered? The best relationships are ones where you respect and like the person as a best friend. It's always more fun with less drama.
You want some useful pieces of advice? Here are some that I live by:
"Whether or not you are happy depends on whether or not you want to be happy."
"Life sucks. It sucks even more if you are surrounded by dumbasses."
"Don't be a bitch to someone you couldn't beat in a fight."
Quote me, if you want.
-oneopinionatedbitch
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